Mr. Belding

Describe myself?

It would be a disservice to the public if I didn’t mention that I’m severely attracted to Muppets, whattup. I like to stick my hands in them. Don’t judge me. You can keep your puppets made of brown paper bags and socks. I crave Muppet. The celebrity-factor is half the attraction. But don’t even bother trying to tempt me with B-list puppet celebrities like Lamb Chop or Citizens from the Neighborhood of Make-Believe. I need that trademark wide-mouth and soft foam exterior that only a Muppet can offer.

Oh, and I like to go to the movies with friends.

Email me:
mrbelding AT tiredacts DOT com

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