Carl Winslow
Shinqui. My name is Carl Winslow and no not the Carl from the show Family Matters. I was taking names before that fantastic show started. I was told by my blogging friends to write a short snippet about myself. I will make this quick because I don’t like to brag about my successes because there a lot of them.
I will list a few things that I have accomplished and then things I like to do on a daily basis and then we are done.
A Few Accomplishments: Best Tarpon fisher ever. Fought in the UFC. Built a car with my own hands. Jumped rope for 3 hours straight. Won an adult spelling bee. Skydived naked 11 times. Shook hands with Robert Goulet. Fly first class on Southwest. Made love to my wife a lot. Energy drink named after me “full throttle”. Bobsled down Everest with my dog.
I’m sorry got a little carried away there. Once my mind goes back in time its hard to stop.
Things I like to do on a daily basis: Jumping jacks. Golden Grahams. Interior decorating. Swim laps in my hot tub for exercise. Write genius blogs on TiredActs.com. Drink the energy that is named after me. Try to make passionate love to my wife. Clap twice(I have the clapper in my room for the light, remember? Its the clap on clap on the clapper). Thank Jesus for making me awesome. Shut eye.
That’s it. I’m done. Jealous?
Carl Winslow
CarlWinslow@tiredacts.com
PS. If I misspell words or have improper grammar it means I made it up. I can do that.
