Bruce Wayne

Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne and this is a little snippet or glimpse into my life and background…
I am the sol heir to the great Wayne family fortune. Yes I am very well endowed both monetarily as well as physically. No you can not borrow any money from me either. I enjoy the finer things in life. I wear only the best Italian suits and shoes. I own 3 boats, 2 planes, and many, many cars. But that is not who I am. I am a man who is constant search of the greater truth, who will stop at nothing to see that good triumphs over evil. Yet to fully understand who I am, let me take you back to my early years, my childhood. As a young boy I wasn’t like every other kid, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. I always questioned if Left was really Left and if Up was really Up. I was a national Hi-Li champion and my personal best time in the 100m dash is 10.23 seconds. I’ve been to the center of the earth and its really not that interesting down there. As a senior in high school I was voted most likely to travel around the world, well I did that twice before I turned 20, thanks for coming fellow Senior Classmates. My heroes in life are Richard Gere and Sting. The music Sting’s created over the years, I don’t really listen to it, but the fact that he’s making it , I respect that. Plus he has only one name which is Legit. My 20 something’s were mostly spent abroad, learning different languages and cultures, becoming one with the world in essence. Now, I have returned to my office at the top of the tallest building in New York City, and I intend to spread my worldly knowledge to all who care to be enlightened.

If you have any questions, please email me.
Bruce Wayne
brucewayne@tiredacts.com