Tag Archives: Shut It Down

Drum roll please…..Whah Whah.

After seeing Mr. Jobs break down the “awesome” iPad, I was trying everything in my power to like the damn thing. The only reason I

Thanks, but No Thanks.  I’ll pass.  I’m allergic to lettuce.  Plus your Doc Martin boots was so 1995 and frankly I would be embarrassed to be seen with you.

I love The Jersey Shore. I love when Pauly does his hair (No Homo). However, I have always wanted to know how he does on the ones and twos.

Mr. Belding posts picture of hot chicks with perfect bodies wearing next to nothing.  I post pictures of two dudes about to make love, one wearing a jock strap

In a world where size matters, the weather man sure is confident to say what either may… or may NOT be true.

What the hell was that?  Was that some sort of half gun-finger point and a half clap?  The good news is that you can’t look more awkward than you

There are somethings that somepeople shouldn’t be allowed to wear in public.  The tight stretchy pants and tight black shirt are one of those “things” that this person

First off, this chick is hot. Annnnnnnnnddddddd she is with this guy? What did guys like us do wrong? He must have a 13 inch pair of tube socks