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A Florida lady, who was shot in the stomach by a stray bullet, was told by her physician that her extra layer of fatty tissue deposited around her stomach

The ONLY way anyone is getting inside this girl is by donating their organs …after her heart fails …for the second time.

That or the jaws of life.

The best part about eating at McDonald’s is the toys and friendly mascots. Grimace is one of the most beloved fast-food characters of all time. Every time I

Some people are just born unlucky.  And these people are short people.  Their ass-to-head distances immediately make them vernable to the most dangerous wedgie of them all:  The

I know, I know.  This is not what Fat Tuesday is really all about.  You want to see some hot chicks.  I get it.

Well, I tried to find

Let’s face it America, we need to clean it up. All you grotesquely obese fatties out there are making us normal Americans look bad. There are people dying

I’ve prepared a short list of why this kid is Tired, here goes:

• You’re riding a Huffy Mountain Bike from Walmart, not Dave Mirra’s BMX.
• You look like you should be

In case you don’t know what the “Muffin Top” is or can’t figure it out by this example I have provided, its where the fat hangs over the