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Listen, I’m cool with a lot of things. This is not one of them.

If you struggle to stand in line while waiting on a 700-calorie cheeseburger, you

As we all know, “Don’t push me,” actually means that you probably should go ahead push her one more time.

And that seemed to work for the best. Thank

Seriously, fat chicks make me laugh. Not because of how they look, I could give a shit about that. I bang big girls all the time. They’re super

A Florida lady, who was shot in the stomach by a stray bullet, was told by her physician that her extra layer of fatty tissue deposited around her stomach

The ONLY way anyone is getting inside this girl is by donating their organs …after her heart fails …for the second time.

That or the jaws of life.

The best part about eating at McDonald’s is the toys and friendly mascots. Grimace is one of the most beloved fast-food characters of all time. Every time I

Some people are just born unlucky.  And these people are short people.  Their ass-to-head distances immediately make them vernable to the most dangerous wedgie of them all:  The

I know, I know.  This is not what Fat Tuesday is really all about.  You want to see some hot chicks.  I get it.

Well, I tried to find