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The FBR Open in Phoenix can be really fun.

Enjoy a few days strolling around in perfect weather, with eye candy left and right…

…But for every piece of eye candy, expect TWICE the Douchebags.

They’re everywhere.

I love puppies for two reasons…

• ONE…they have adorable, scrunched-up little faces.
• And TWO…they give amazing golden showers.

Calm down, people. I arranged that list in order of importance. I’m not a psycho.

(It’s videos like these that really make me miss keyboard cat.)

This man needs no introduction.  The guy just likes booty.  So what?  When he wants booty, he gets him some booty.  You can do it the easy way or the hard way…but if he wants your booty, he’s gonna get your booty.

You WISH you were lucky enough to have The Booty Warrior get your booty.

Kids are awesome.  Especially when they’re dancing to music laced with sexual undertones.  Clearly their parents are going to enjoy the pitter-patter of grandchildren running around in about four years.

Side note — The last time I saw someone smack their ass to this song, I was fairly sweaty and had body glitter all over my face.  Now I’m watching a young red-headed boy.  Someone kill me.

Seriously…we’re still dancing at NBA games?  Well good, because I can’t get enough of it.  This might be the most unusual looking dude ever, but his dance moves are right on point.

My favorite move is the one wear it looks like he’s quickly toweling-off the underside of his FUPA.

The Utah Jazz dancers really weren’t doing much for me.  But then again, I’m not a Mormon.

Couple questions here.  Why is it that half the people sound like Chewbacca? And the female is the only one to drop an F-bomb? I actually started laughing the last time I was tasered.

Now get off your computer and go do something outside, lazy ass.  Happy Saturday.

I hunt deer with tasers…bitches.

My mom always used to say, “Son, dance like no one’s watching…sing like no one’s listening…and fart like no one’s smelling.”

I’ve been beaten many times in my life for heeding her advice.

(This is no Jam Cam, but it’s still an entertaining watch.)

I think we need to get this guy and the Jam Cam guy to do a dance-off to determine the greatest JumboTron dancer of all time.  It’s only fair.

I’m not making any guesses as to which way this guy swings.  It’s his prerogative.  I’m glad he’s comfy in his own skin.  I’ll leave that be.

What needs to be pointed out is the fact that this man is clearly talented.  He has truly perfected the art of running backwards in such a way that it looks like the video is being played in reverse.  Honestly, who knew you could integrate Moonwalking into a soccer game?  He’s definitely the Michael Jackson of soccer officiating.  That must be why everyone calls him MJ.

What’s that?  Oh really?  Ok.  Yeah, nevermind.  Apparently MJ stands for Man Juice.

This guy is the Ed Hochuli of the soccer world.