Safety First

Is it just me or is this suppppper creeepy. Who smiles after a collision? Not me. I usually jump out of the car like I am on fire like Ricky Bobby even if it was a fender bender. Very creative I might add. I would definitely want a human seat belt if I had the choice. On my lap would be Sloan and around my chest would be Hannah Montana. She’s 18 right? Sure.

What’s your human seat belt?

Where can I buy one immediately? I just need the lap-belt.