You are scaring me.

This guy is some sort of cross between Santa and Ozzy Osbourne and he is scaring the crap out of me.  Plus he is jacked for a dude that looks to be 157 years old.  I bet he is some sort of wizard and he has magic potions in those Aquafina bottles.  I can’t look at him anymore or I’ll have bad dreams tonight.

Shut it down scary Santa Claus, you are scaring everybody.