Tired Infomercial of the Week.

Soooooooooo, this product is basically a piece of plastic and some Velcro, right?  Don’t try to fool me and make me think its something other than that with your catchy, Glide, Slide, Ride, jingle.  Guitar riffs as background music and catchy rhymes doesn’t make your product fun or hip.

More fun than socks on a wood floor? I doubt that.  What if I only have wood floors in my house?  Then your product is useless to me.

Am I pissed that I couldn’t come up with such a simple product that you can sell at 1,000% of what it cost to make it?  Yes I am.  And I will continue to be pissed until you cut me in on the cash cow.  Thanks.