Impressive Engine Sounds

Let’s be honest, women probably don’t like listening to your trick. But do you know who LOVES listening to it? Every woman’s vagina. It’s a safe bet that if you do your dirt-bike impression directly onto a chick’s vajine you’ll never sleep alone again. EVER.

Michael Winslow never got laid either. He was the crazy sound effects guy from the Police Academy movies. I heard that he drinks by himself a lot at home while doing monkey noises and impressions of a submarine. No relation to Carl Winslow, but they’re both equally as douchey.