Worst Costume Yet

Not only is this a bad Halloween costume but they went to JC Penny’s to capture it all on film, HUGE GIANT REFRIGERATOR FILM. The only gangster in this photo is the kid. He is not laughing with his Dad and Mom, he is laughing at them.

Don’t get it twisted…I would wear the shit out of the Winnie the Pooh costume. That would for sure increase the odds of love making. The Penguin costume I wore was a great success, thanks for asking. I drank my beers without hands all night and did the Penguin slide on the dance floor a good 45 times. Did not make love though. I have to be honest with you. Failed miserably.