Dear Criminal…

Great job Mr. F’ you, I could really feel your anger and hatred toward the Criminal in that note.

But I have one question for you.  What is an ocarina?

Regardless, I’m sorry you have to drive around with a saran wrap car window and I’m sure it’s not “windows down” type of weather wherever you are.

Gordon Freeman is a fictional character in the video game “Half-Life”.  Obviously Mr. F’ you is a video game junky.  Maybe he should have spent less money and time on video games and more of it on a car security system.  But then again, his friday and saturday night might be pretty boring if it weren’t for his favorite video game.