Perfectly Done

I have always wanted to do this but never had the balls to. I have actually thought about kneeing them in the balls but have never worked up the courage.

The worst is when girls talk obnoxiously loud so you purposely hear them. Things like “Can you believe that guy just came up to me?”

I HATE chicks like this. Don’t ever act above men in a bar. If men completely stopped hitting on you, you would eventually start hating yourself and show up to bars in sweatpants with your hair down.

Not all guys are Douche bags. It is a proven fact that every guy in the world has at one time been called a douche bag. These terms are for guys to throw around, not chicks. Especially ugly ones that have muffin tops or cross eyed.

Clean it up girls. There is no such thing as a dime piece. Chew on that.