Pedobear for Halloween

It’s about time someone got it right. This is a must for Halloween this year. I better see at least six of these damn things running around chasing after whatever they chase after. I prefer hot chicks that justify Halloween as a national dress like a sloot holiday. LOVE IT. All I’m saying is if I was dressed as pedobear, I would be awkwardly sneaking my way into hot chicks pictures and then try to rub the small of their back while giving them a huge lollipop like the one above (get your head out of the gutter boys).

Do you know if this costume comes with its own boner, or will I have to provide my own? I’m cool either way.