Cole Hamels is a DOUCHE.

Is this REALLY the type of commercial you’d expect a Major League Baseball MVP to be in? Yes. The answer is yes. But only if you’re a horrible, horrible douche.

Cole, is this really the best you can do? You don’t have any say in your public appearances? This is the most Tired commercial in the history of history. I hope you die. Not violently, just by old age. Which really isn’t that cruel once you think about it.