Domestic violence is hilarious.

I always love, cherish, and protect my ladies. That is, unless she’s giving away free boners. In all fairness to the dude on the billboard, his chick does have a boob out. If I saw my lady standing in the middle of the road with our new baby, and she was schloppin some free titty for all the dudes…I’d be pissed too.

And I’d remove my belt as well.