The. Greatest. Show. Ever.

In what may be the greatest news I’ve ever heard, Steven Seagal has announced that he will be starring in a new reality show.  Is about him?  Yes.  Sold.

But wait there’s more!!!

Steven Seagal has joined the New Orleans police force and will be documenting his crime-fighting skillz.  If you live in New Orleans, there is a good chance that this is the last thing you will ever read.  Good day.