How Does This Happen?

She actually looks kind of hot from the angle we were given. With that being said, how the hell do you fall into this position? Now I have been wasted and ate shit a time or two in front of hundreds of people and then played it off like I was doing push ups (true story) but a fake tree in a hotel room with nothing surrounding you? Come on. I cant even see your legs and how they got wrapped around this poor tree. I’m sure the crown molding on your dome did not feel good the next morning.