Never pretend to brush your teeth.

I have a feeling that Barney the Dinosaur knew exactly what he was doing here.  Look how he just chills in the background.  If you don’t think Barney watches these videos later in front of his computer with the lights off, you’re nuts.

Speaking of big purple nuts, what is this kid’s deal?  He looks like a young Jenna Jameson.  And he’s good, real good.  I’d be lying if I said I didn’t have a semi.

Wait, holy crap is that actually a young Bruce Wayne?