Interesting Wedding Procession…

Are you somewhat unattractive?  Are your close friends also somewhat unattractive?  Then this is the move for you.  Distract your wedding guests from your questionable appearance by wearing sunglasses and continuously moving around.

What better way to celebrate your love than with a Chris Brown song?  I’m sure that’s a good sign for a long-lasting marriage.

Could the bride have been any more of a let down?  Absolutely no effort.  All that effort by her entire wedding party, and all she does is strut like a tight-rope walker in a hurry to use the potty.