No, I don’t want to know Why.

After a quick look, I’m going to explain to you why your ego really shouldn’t be that big.  And when I say Ego, I mean Ego and nothing else.

• You are shorter than the girl you are standing next to.  Keep looking up to her Napoleon.
• You have some sort of eye problem and can’t open your left eye.  Nobody likes a Cyclops.
• You smell of re-fried beans and fajitas.
• The girl your standing next to looks pissed that she has to take ANOTHER picture with you, Tool.

Those are just 4 quick reasons why you are a complete tool and your ego really can’t be that big.  Shut it down Pancho.