The Suge Knight Light

Honestly, I don’t know what would be more scary to have in your closet.  A boogeyman who dresses up like a mime, or Suge.  Personally, I’d choose the boogeyman.  He seems a little annoying at first, but once he settles down a little he’d probably be fun to watch tv with.

How much vajine do you think that boogeyman could get if he tried?  “Hey there, I terrorize kids at night…for pleasure.”  Ladies would find that so dangerous and mysterious.  Instant panty dropper.