Should You Wear a Condom?

Here at TIREDacts we like to keep our visitors safe.  This is why Carl Winslow isn’t allowed to see your IP addresses.  In another effort to keep your penises safe, we’ve decided to post this handy flowchart.  Personally, I tend to start at the step called, “Act like you’re going to insert your penis.”  However, you may start from whichever point makes you the most comfortable.

Giggity.