How to Prevent the Swine Flu.

…and that’s pretty much it.

My mom would tell us kids this lesson at least once a summer. “Don’t put your penis in the mud, and don’t put your penis in fat chicks. Riding a fat chick is like riding a moped. They’re both surprisingly fun until a friend catches you doing it.”  I’ll never forget that. Thanks Mom.

Momma Belding is one smart woman. She is also extremely good in the sack.