This Guy Does Not Get Laid.

I’m sure this is a nice kid.  He has a bright future ahead of him.  Unfortunately, his future does not include a female.

Perhaps if he presented this idea in a different way, he could be more of a lady-killer.  I can name hundreds of chicks that would love to take a ride on this bed.  Ok, so I can only name three…and none that I know personally, but that’s irrelevant.  And dude, don’t ever say hi to your mom before you’re going to film yourself in bed.