A Burglar, you are not.

From the AP:

In a lopsided fight that even Don King would have had trouble promoting, a burglar in Oxford, England, got more than he bargained for when he broke into the home of Frank Corti, a 72-year-old former junior boxing champion.

Upon spotting the intruder, Gregory McCalium, in his hallway, Corti dodged a knife attack and delivered two mean right hooks that left McCalium battered and down for the count. Police arrived to find Corti subduing McCalium.

This is awesome.  I can’t make this stuff up.  Hey Gregory, you might want to find another profession if you can’t rob from a 72 year old man.  Maybe try something that possibly won’t have you end up on the wrong side of a right hook from a senior citizen.  You also had a knife and Grandpa just had his fists?  Shut it down Gregory.