Dude, you can move. It’s ok, really.

This is dedication.  Even though he looks like a huge tool, he’s a master of his craft.  He’s taking large streams to the face, but continues the report.  Sir, you’re not doing a story on Bukkake so you can get out of the way for a second or two.

We get it.  You love the news.  Wear a poncho next time, pornstar.