Happy Hump Day

Let me introduce you to Elle Liberachi.  She is british and she isn’t related to that fat singer Carl loves.  Speaking of love, I love Elle.

Quick, what is softer.  The feathers or her skin? The answer is neither, it was a trick question.  My skin is softer after I lather myself in Johnson and Johnson’s baby oil.

I’m going to go ahead and call Elle “the Blonde Megan Fox”.