The Day I Awoke as a Dog.

The Day I Awoke as a Dog:

• 7:00am – I woke up.
• 7:01am – I began licking myself.
• 7:02am – I enjoyed it.
• 3:00pm – I saw Eliza Dushku.
• 3:01pm – I began sniffing her vajine.
• 3:02pm – She enjoyed it.

The End.