Beer Bong Her Bath Water?

I figured you guys needed a little “Pick Me Up” this morning, so I thought I would deliver. On the day when an Amateur Pitcher is going to be drafted by the Nationals, and most likely given an insane amount of money without producing any numbers, we deliver a picture of a hot chick. Just sayin. Sports Illustrated should stop with the sports and just stick with the body paint and swimsuits.

Few things that I would do to her if given the opportunity:

• Crack and cook an Omega 3 egg on her abs.
• Give her a couple more bead bracelets (No, not a pearl one you Perv……Ok maybe one of those too).
• Have a staring contest with her because she is kicking my ass at one right now.
• Drink PediaLyte out of her belly button while rubbing the small of her back.

When I finally meet Marisa, she will fall in love with not only my pear shaped body with my shirt on, but she will embrace my thumb size of a weiner. Seacrest out.

I bet she has never surfed a day in her life.