Sir, you may have hit a deer.

This may seem like a screencap from the new Terminator movie coming out today, but no.

Listen, I’m no car expert.  If my car breaks down, it goes to the shop.  I just don’t have that special gift to analyze my car and figure out why it sounds funny.  This guy doesn’t have that gift either.

The good news is that dinner will be mostly cooked by the time you get home.