Megan Fox needs a high-five.

I think I might have to start a Megan Fox Friday.  It just feels necessary.  Speaking of necessary, I thinks it’s necessary to give her a hug immediately.  And by give her a hug, I mean to perform the sacred act of sexual intercourse.  And by the sacred act of sexual intercourse, I mean to make great hand-pleasure (in the voice of Borat).

I’m all for having Megan Fox Friday’s.