Tuck it in the Waistband

This could be the biggest rookie move ever. Let’s go kid, put on a t-shirt, tuck that thing into your waist-band, and get back in the damn game already. From the looks of it, you’re at least 13-15 years of age. You should already have years of “Waist-Band Tucking” experience under your belt. You’re still young, so I’ll let the mesh shorts at a pool party slide. But you NEVER openly rock your kick-stand unless done in a joking manner, or if you’re gonna use it. From the looks of you, you’ve never used it, so put it away. You have now officially creeped out every girl in attendance, and screwed every other guy there out of any possibe action, thanks. Go home and read a book or something.

Not that this justifies the situation, but I’m 99% sure that homeboy is actually staring at the pizza.