Breakdown of the Bungee

Wow. I know this is tough to look at, but I feel there is a great need to break this down piece by piece (no pun intended).

As you can see the deuce piece is all the way up his leg. What does that mean, you ask? It means he shat himself prior to bungee. His countdown consisted of 1,2,3, shat, then bunnngeeeeeeee.

What if this were a carnival where thousands of people that could see him, you ask? Knowing that I shat myself prior to bungee, I would pull out my pocket knife in mid jump and just cut the rope. Its both simple, and takes the attention away from the shat.

Do you think he threw his clothes away after, or washed them when he got home and sported the grey spandex the very next week? Lets take it to a vote viewers. -Carl Winslow

He probably regrets eating that Chimichanga 15 minutes before his jump.

With my luck, I’d be the guy who has to use that harness right after him…