Europe vs America

Let’s face it America, we need to clean it up. All you grotesquely obese fatties out there are making us normal Americans look bad. There are people dying of starvation in other countries, but our problem is you lard asses can’t keep your chubby fingers out of the cookie jar (literally). In other parts of the world, kids die due to of lack of food. But here in America, Maury Povich televises the fork-lifting of fat asses out of their homes and then we throw a pitty party for them. Here’s an idea, don’t eat McDonald’s 13 times a day; maybe mix in a salad? (P.S. They DO sell them there, and not a salad with 36-oz of ranch on top, defeats the purpose). Aside from the extremely small group of people who have legitimate health problems with gaining weight, the rest of you are pathetic. Put down your 128-lb Costco drum of Ben and Jerry’s Chunky Monkey and go for a walk. No wonder the rest of the world hates us.

I bet the U.S. chick ordered Value Meals 1-7, with a Diet Coke. Maybe this is the reason why the Euro is so strong and the Dollar is tanking.

I’ve done worse.