Facebook Status…The Attention Whore and the Tool

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We get it, you are searching for attention, we get it.  You’re probably related to or best friends with Elizabeth from the Break-Up Email post.  But you aren’t the Tired Act here, it’s your wanna be boyfriend, the Baseball guy. A few Tired moves by the Toolbox.

• You post a picture of you playing baseball because you want everyone to know that you play baseball.  A simple, “I play baseball” in your info section would have sufficed.
• You are trying too hard to win over the girl. The “whats up pretty girl”, “you are freakin amazing”, and “I could go on and on pointing out the best in you” is a bit to much.  Good thing you didn’t drop a “Anyone would be lucky to have you” line or I would have thrown up.
• The “gotta love the baseball players…we do bases better” line is so cliche and actually doesn’t even make sense.  Do you really do bases? Extremely Tired.

-Bruce Wayne

I love the first guys answer. He needs a Tired Acts T- Shirt. -Carl Winslow