How to write a Break-Up email.
Posted on 28. Jan, 2009 by Bruce Wayne
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Brad, you my friend are an absolute genius. I hope all the followers of Tired Acts took notes on how to break-up and embarrass their ex-girlfriend over email, if something similar ever happens to them. Great job, thanks for the template, the correlation you made between Elizabeth’s legs and watching sea lions mate was icing on the cake.
I’m done. Tired Acts fans, reread the email again and soak up all of its greatness.
-Bruce Wayne.
Posted in Genius Acts, Tired Posts
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Keith
28. Jan, 2009
I dunno about this being so great. It’s more childish then anything else. Just as it’s low brow for her to suck guys off in the bathroom it’s low brow from him to yell hateful things and drive the knife in. People always fails to forgive eachother; it’s sad.
Alleyne
28. Jan, 2009
Yeah, the response was harsh enough without forwarding it to 100 people.
Keith
28. Jan, 2009
Disregard that, I suck cocks.
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29. Jan, 2009
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Gus
29. Jan, 2009
You know Keith, you’re actually right. So the next time your girlfriend/boyfriend does something like that to you, you just turn the other cheek and suggest that yes, they SHOULD have actually fucked them – not polite to leave a man halfway after a 45′ sucky-sucky.
And then, maybe she will let you have a glance at your balls again, carelessly burried away in one of her/his drawers somewhere.
I don’t know if these letters are real, but if it were, the break up letter made the whole thing worthwhile.
STFU Keith
29. Jan, 2009
Someone has never had a shitty girlfriend obviously. You know what’s sad Keith? You. Get the f*ck off your high horse.
ComeON
29. Jan, 2009
Keith,
Quit being a p*ssy. The guy’s girlfriend blew another dude twice in the bathroom. She earned his letter.
wow
29. Jan, 2009
u know.. im not sure whats more juvenile.. that email or ur replies to “keith”.. so the guy cant have an opinion without “brads” friends jumping all over him? this is a CLEAR double standard…you guys would hit on the next thing in a skirt and turn to ur gf and say “what? its not like i f*cked the girl, why you so jealous?”
sure shes a whore for blowing a guy twice in one night while her bf is waiting for her (lol i have to admit, thats pretty bad) but boo hoo f*cking hoo he got cheated on… la di da girls get cheated on all the time and have an easier time getting over it. not to mentionthat if she were to forward that email to all her friends, he would look like a macho stud. so i applaud her for blowing a guy.. here shoping she breaks more guys hearts.. maybe all guys should stop being such pussies when it comes to a broken heart..
pathetic
wow
29. Jan, 2009
oh i see my note is awaiting “moderation” lol i doubt anyone will be able to read it before ur dickless mod modifies it…
poop mouth
04. Feb, 2009
I’m a girl and that was the best thing i’ve ever read. If i ever cheat on a guy, i hope he does that to me.