Tommy Toughnuts

From your hair to your shoes, Tired. Tommy bought his space shoes and stole his Mom’s shirt before hanging out pounding a beer. You stroll into a park where everyone is having a good time drinking beer and listening to Chicago dressed like that? Why do you act so tough? Everywhere you go you either A. Flex everywhere B. Mean mug all guys that talk to your potential chicks C. Act like you are tanner then everyone and you know it.

I thought for a second your shoes were jump soles. Trying to increase your vertical for pick up basketball on Wednesdays? Good try. Couple fries short of a happy meal. -Carl Winslow

I would appreciate it if you guys stopped posting pictures of Mr. Thunder on the site. Now I’m gonna be grounded for AT LEAST a week. Thanks, dick. -Rod Thunder

The baby blue wrist band definitely clashes with the rest of his outfit.  Although, I hear black and white checkered shirts are making a comeback. -Bruce Wayne