What EXACTLY to do when on a jumbotron…and you’re gay.

Listen, I’m not a homosexual…though sometimes it’d be great.  Ok, that might need an explanation.  What does it mean to “be gay,” really?  It’s just about being allowed to hang out with your buddies all day.  If it wasn’t for that whole “must-have-sex-with-dudes-and-not-chicks” ideology, I’d be gay for sure.  But I digress…

While I’m no expert, I still feel qualified to announce that this man just performed the gay-video equivalent of a perfect game in baseball.  Absolutely flawless.  No mistakes at all.  A Perfect Gayme, if you will.

He meets every necessary requirement:

• Attendance to a WNBA game
• Wears the famous Naked-Lady-Mudflap t-shirt, but instead features a Naked-Man
• Perfectly choreographed effeminate dance moves, featuring 50 pelvic thrusts
• Sassy grin — just truly the icing on the cake

I present to you the first Genius post in honor of our homosexual brothers and sisters, and Rod Thunder.

Funny you mention dance moves Belding, cause the Flamingo Las Vegas caught yours on tape last Friday. (1st guy up in this mind blowing dance battle) -Rod Thunder

I agree. Absolute flawless execution of all those maneuvers.  The only thing that could have made that better would have been if the guy could have tied in the Will Smith/Carlton Banks dance moves to the same song. I know, its a bit nit-picky, but Jumbotron dancing is a passion of mine. -Bruce Wayne.