We didn’t start the fire

I want to set the mood of the story. Press Play on the song (play it twice), take in the picture, then read what I posted while the song is playing.

We Didnt Start The Fire – Billy Joel

Its a toss up whether this guy is a Tired Act or a Big Leaguer. I guess he was playing this song on his boom box after he lit a store on fire.

Couple Tired moves: It’s “we didn’t start the fire” not I. Wearing a leopard thong you need to have a semi so you can pull it off. Wizard of Oz slippers are not conducive to dancing to this song.

Couple Genius Moves: He lit a store on fire and is standing there claiming his doings. Always wear protection, obviously he wrote the book on it. Bringing tube socks back and they even match his Dorthy slippers.

It’s a toss up I need your guys help on this one. -Carl Winslow

This looks like someone took the Wizard of the Oz and Kill Bill and morphed them together. -Rod T.

The colors of his football helmet, banana hammock, and Wizard of Oz slippers all clash. If you are going for the Trifecta at least try matching their colors. Very Tired Act. -Bruce Wayne.

I just need to know what is coming out of his right calf.  That’s not a shadow.  Is he dragging something?  What am I missing here?  -Mr. B.