Rod Thunder is “……..”

If you have read the title of this post, there is reason why my “status” is blank. The reason being that NO ONE CARES!!! No one really wants to know that I am currently taking their Mom out to a nice seafood dinner and will NEVER call her again. Here’s my point: no one cares that you are “Excited its Wednesday!” or “Having the best day ever!” or “Sad cause your bff is gone for 8 minutes”. Status Updates, unless used as some form of mockery, are extremely tired and “carebears” (that means, “WHO CARES!?”).

Yours Truly, Rod Thunder.

Bruce Wayne is doing laundry and waiting for his Jenny-bear to come over so we can finish watching The Notebook. -Bruce Wayne.

Carl Winslow is making love to himself. I mean hot chicks, all day yeaaaahhh that’s right making sweet love to his chicks on Facebook. I’ll be done in a few and update my status and let you know what she said about me and how sexy my cop uniform was. Sorry if my update was kinda long, I am doing a lot right now and want everyone to know what I am doing at this exact point and time with my sexy Highway Patrolman. -Carl Winslow

Mr. Belding doesn’t like to be called, “Jenny-bear.” -Mr. B.