Lou saves woman’s life.

(Big League Act of The Week)

Hot off the AP wire, January 4th.  Lou the mule is being hailed as a hero for saving the life of his owner, Jolene Solomon of McMinnville, Tenn. Jolene said she stepped outside her home on New Year’s Day to see why Lou was braying, and saw that her house was in flames. It burned to the ground, but she and Lou are safe.

I knew it was only a matter of time till mules took the place of that ancient and out-dated technology we call, “Home Fire Detector Systems”.  I see a reality TV show in your near future, Lou.  Great job, you are a hero to us all.

Much like a mule, Carl Winslow does all the grunt work for this website. So I say you, Carl Winslow, are my BLAOTW of the week. Now get back to work peasant. -Rod Thunder

Now Jolene and Lou can get back to doing what we all know they do.  Farm.  Perv. -Mr. B.