Joe Somebody

(Tired cursing, beware)

Oahhhh shit, bitch.

Is he really serious? I mean, really serious?

No, we don’t know you Joe Somebody. If I watch your video one more time I will hang myself from my ceiling fan. Nobody owes you money, if anything you should pay us for listening to that Tired Act.  I’m a list guy as everyone knows, so here is why this kid should go see the dentist instead of flowing:

1. He is the only person who can eat an apple through a chain linked fence.

2. Impossible to get gold teeth molded because it looks like he has 317 of them.

3. Custom made Joe Somebody hat. Is it a flex fit? We will take a point off if that is the case.

4. Chin beard or lack there of. Light shines perfectly on it to make us think he’s a hair over 14.

5. He said a total of nine words in his freestyle, y’all know me bitch, o shit, 613, what, money, who, and Ottawa

Joe, go to school, get some braces, and then write something down and memorize it. It’s your only chance of getting off the Top of the Tired Acts list ever.

Feeling like a disappointed father – Carl Winslow

Well he is from Canada, so that’s already one strike against him.  How long do you think it took him to grow those 4 little hairs on his chin? I honestly didn’t hear much of his “flow”, I was too mesmerized by his grill.  The gratuitous close-up at the end didn’t help out his teeth “situation” either. -Bruce Wayne.

At first I thought I might be the only one not to appreciate his music.  Then I noticed that Joe’s own ears can’t even stand it.  Watch closely — once he starts ‘flowing’, his ears retract to deep within his skull.  They never reappear, ever.  No offense Joe, but if your own body parts hate you…so does everyone else.  -Mr. B.

If I were you guys I would be careful about what you say. I think he was serious about throwing people in the ocean. -Rod T.