Why I’m Going to Have Sex with the Southwest Lady.
Posted on 02. Jan, 2009 by Mr. Belding
I’ve never had a threesome. While it’s obviously on my daily checklist of things to do, I’ve yet to cross it off. And believe me, I try. Yes, I’ve considered the possibility that I may have set an unrealistic goal for myself. Frankly, I consider it a blessing any time I’m in the same room as another naked human.
I was just about to give up on my dream once and for all, until now…I’ve found a loophole. Today I begin my quest to seduce the two-faced Southwest Airlines commercial lady.
Webster’s dictionary defines a threesome as, “Engaging in sexual relations with two other persons.” Going one step further, a person is defined as, “having individual human distinctions and personality.” You see, there is no minimum number of sexual organs required. We have two separate persons connected to the same vagina. If I’m doing one, I’m doing both.
My odds of completion just sky-rocketed. See you on the other side, fellas.
How do you do the reach a round on this one? -Carl Winslow
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Zach Attack
02. Jan, 2009
Let’s just say that if this woman wanted sexual relations with me, I wouldn’t put up a flight. Er, I mean fight.
Mr. Belding
02. Jan, 2009
You can be my wingman anytime. OMG WINGMAN!!……..(sigh)…
Stop... Grammar Time!
02. Jan, 2009
I noticed the “front” and “back” (as much as those terms can be applied to her) of her top half seem to symmetrical. That is, they both seem to have all the front features one would expect from a woman. This leads me to believe that this trend continues below the counter; two fronts = two vaginas. Awesome, right? Not so fast. This poses the question of where she poops from. Is there some sort of shared anus structure in the middle? Two anuses? If no anus(es), does each vagina serve as an anus for the other side? If so, the accomplishment of sex with this woman would not only have accomplished a threesome, but also vaginal and anal sex at the same time.
Yes, I put that much thought into this.
Happy new year, from myself and others at reddit.
Zach Attack
03. Jan, 2009
I think the symmetrical-ness ends at the waist.
I know this because she told me herself, when she was ‘checking my baggage……’
Mr. Belding
03. Jan, 2009
I actually factored in the symmetrical theory. I came to the conclusion that it does end at the waist. The mean-spirited side clearly is the owner of the anus, and this is how she came to be. I can only conclude that many of the primary joints are doubled, allowing for bilateral movements. This just adds to the potential pleasure awaiting us all.