I’m afraid of it

Ladies, I need your opinion. Supposedly this article of clothing was shown off at a recent fashion show in China. Couple Questions:

1. Do I make out with it before I take it off?

2. Is it uncomfortable with pants on? Does it make you look like you have a package in your jeans?

3. Does it talk?

4. Does it bite you if you’re not welcome?

I like the concept but from a guys perspective this can be intimidating. Please help me figure out if this designer is Tired. Thanks. -Carl Winslow

Why did they make it a “sad” pair of lips?? I mean, at least make it a happy smile. – Bruce Wayne.

The last thing a woman needs is another mouth on her.  Have you met Rod’s mom?  STFU already…  -Mr. B.