We get it. You like PDA.

Look, we get it. You like to hold hands, kiss each other on the neck, play footsies while standing up, talk in a gay voice so everyone can hear, making out for an excessive amount of time, play tag in a crowded area, and the tiredest of all……. sit on your significant others lap in a jellyfish sex position in public (I researched it).

Whether you are a guy claiming your beef or a girl who just needs a ridiculous amount of attention, please save it for another day. -Carl Winslow

Thats a tough position for a guy or girl his size to attempt. -Bruce Wayne.

Actually, they’re not lovers at all…3 seconds earlier, that guy was eating a cheeseburger…and she was 50-feet away. -Mr. B.