Pets in Christmas Cards

I wasn’t sure what to make of this picture at first.  It appears to just be a happy family, with a cool dog who knows how to make sweatshirts.  Upon further inspection you’ll notice that there’s really only one person actually smiling.  The dog is definitely not thrilled to be alive.  The fake-smiling woman has no wedding ring on, and is therefore clearly being held against her will.

I’m pretty sure if the camera zoomed out we’d find “Dad” without his pants, and a jar of peanut butter on the floor.

Worlds Greatest Dad is at home reading this and laughing in victory, because this is obviously a joke and you fell blindly into his trap. I say this picture is awesome and this couple deserves a medal for having such a great sense of humor. -Rod Thunder.

Hey Ms. Rosie Cheaks, just a tip…more makeup isn’t necessarily better.-Bruce Wayne