Attention Wal-Mart Shoppers

“ATTENTION WAL-MART SHOPPERS, Please pick up your corsage and buttoneers at the front pick up window. Pictures will be taken on aisle 3″.

Maybe Debra and I shop at different Wal-Mart locations but the last time I was there I don’t exactly remember it being Prom night. The scary thing is if she has to get “all dressed up” to go to Wal-Mart, what the hell does that say about the Dollar Palace’s dress code? I’m just gonna go out on a limb here and say that there is a 97.34% chance that Debra Jackson’s home comes equipped with wheels. Her act is more tired than the Dollar Palace for not enforcing a stricter dress code (or apparently making people wear clothes).

-Rod Thunder

Don’t act like you’ve never gotten dressed up to go to Wal-Mart…hypocrites…very under rated place to meet women. -Bruce Wayne

This may seem insensitive, and I don’t use this term loosely…with that said…ahem…ok, here i go: Oh man, can you even imagine how retarded the greeters at the Dollar Palace must be?!?!?! -Mr. B.